We all know that Prince Harry is a complete and utter smear of excrement on the national toilet bowl. The thing about this little scandal that angers me most though, is that there are clearly people being raised in this country who think it is both funny and acceptable to hold parties with the absolutely grotesque theme of 'Colonials and Natives'. Now I am as sneering about bleeding heart liberalism as the next lazy middle class person who is never directly affected by racism, prejudice or a historical tradition of poverty and subjugation, but doesn't that braying, privileged racism make you want to get out there and splash some of that watery in-bred blood on the streets?
Any Americans out there care to explain to me why Randy Moss is getting scorched for pretending to moon the Green Bay fans on Sunday night? I mean, in the immortal words of Eric Cartman, what's the big fucking deal, bitch?