Tonight I caught Ugly Duckling at the Nexus... Some stand-up lines from the gig:
(accuracy severely limited by inebriation)
"This is DJ Format, with Abdominal rappin' /
Like the gunners beatin Saints;
Aint gonna happen"
(er, when he said it, it scanned)
[later puts on Saints kit, a vintage Draper tools away kit n all!]
"yeah, you know this kid. He buys one CD and he thinks he's a gangster. He's from Portsmouth, and he looks like this..."
[crowd lapping it up, as you can imagine]