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Thursday, April 03, 2003
  This isn't a good idea. The fact that we spend this much time online is neither healthy nor productive, and I refuse to get drawn in.

That said

GAY LISTS.

BEST GAY ALBUMS CURRENTLY IN THE TOP 40
(in epidemiological order)

Let go - Avril Lavigne
Angels with dirty faces - Sugarbabes
Get rich or die tryin' - 50cent
Justified - Justin Timberlake
History - Michael Jackson
The Eminem show - Eminem

...breaks down upon discovering the poverty of talent in the UK album charts

Suggestions welcome for the next instalment:

TOP TEN GAY ICONS - OR PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE
(in meteorological order)

1) Gay Search
2) Homo Erotic (he may not exist yet, but one day, someone is going to be born who is funny enough to name their child that)
3) Barry Davies
4) William Hague

TOP TEN GAY GENOCIDAL DICTATORS - OR PEOPLE WHO COULD BE
(in tender order)

1) Gay Search. He just has that look about him.
2) David Ginola
3) Alain de Botton
4) Richard Whiteley
5) Bernard Butler

Any suggestions for the other five are welcome.
 
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